should almost always
be edited
severely.
Understanding your own brain
is best done with teamwork
from those who love you.
Lies creep in there and fester.
You get to feel the lies
that the others
don't see.
They help remind you that it's a lie.
to boogeymen who like
to creep down
my stairs
at night.
. ..
shoo!
I have enough made up real fears
as it is.
the humidity in Arkansas
should be drained out
of the air,
and turned into a nice
medium sized lake.
I think I'll write the
governor of Arkansas,
and tell him this.
wordiness, is not a virtue,
which is a shame.
...
because I could use some more virtues.
you get a couple of words
to the lyrics wrong, and
suddenly people
on the treadmill beside you
are looking at
you funny.
fly, fly away pretty bird
and make a home in your nest
in someone else's hat.
Mine has no room
to spare.
vampire cockroaches would
be horrible, assuming
of course, that they
could still have children.
otherwise, cockroaches skittering
around
looking to bite other
cockroaches non-existant necks
are kind of funny.
to all the graceful gazelle- like
people, who are my friends
Don't look down
on us fuzzy inelegant duckling
people like myself.
We already look down on ourselves
enough anyways.
Wanting, but failing to become swans.
fruit ninja's should become a real thing
only assuming that they are well
behaved
in public, and don't go around exploding fruit
too unnecessarily.
I (almost) singlehandedly want to turn
webcomics into a widely used,
respected medium.
Dictator of the world, also sounds nice.
and a great stepping
stone, to getting the first goal
accomplished. Dictator of the world!
...
were coming back to that
one, often.
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